naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

(via 22-jumpstreet)

(Source: soufflespond, via detsantiago)

dysphorism:

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.

6 times already … 6

megsokay:

sherlockspeare:

(X)

If she looks worn out, then I have spent my life looking like a drowned rat wheezing in a sewer. 

(via your-interweb-friend)

(Source: eonline, via 22-jumpstreet)

kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(Source: joeydeangelis, via ickno)

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

(Source: mistitled, via doughnot)

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters, via robetrdowneyjr)

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

(via sciarns)

"I’ll tell you what my mother told me, and these are words to live by; selfish people live longer." — Lydia, The Other Woman (2014)

(Source: garynguyen, via onehungrypotter)

meowzipan:

"What’s your simulator score?"

(via onehungrypotter)