dancing-through-brooklyn:

Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession

(via wigglyweak)

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

(via sassqueenxo)

sassyiestcasinthegarrison:

lolsomeone-actually:

iguainh:

angrybisexualcesium:

mydesires-br:

Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)

i’m laughing

model AND A POLICEMan hm

YES, FRISK ME OFFICER I AM VERY DANGEROUS.

(via sassqueenxo)

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

(via like-dinosaur)

applecorpsblossom:

nothingarrived:

applecorpsblossom:

omfgdoges:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

star-spangled sex god

i literally do not see what is rude about this at all.

For all she knows, that popcorn could be laced in anything. He could be a murderer. Maybe she’s had a similar encounter before, or a friend has, and she’s just protecting her self. She’s done literally nothing wrong y’all are just thirsty for Captain America’s dick and will call anyone who doesn’t want it a bitch lmao bye

Yeah but her friend’s bf set them up and she agreed to go on the date. The least she could’ve done was be a little polite. Once you’ve committed, follow the fuck through honey bees

oh i didn’t know that ok that’s a touch tight lmao

(Source: nataliaromanov)

There are two kinds of men

(Source: jessepnkman, via ihateburritos)

californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via sagihairius)

mitchdahbitch:

this is me 

(Source: eatme-drinkme-honey, via impassives)

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(via mentallyretardedllama)

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

(Source: bellybow, via 22-jumpstreet)

fabadon:

a scientific analysis of the molly hooper kiss

(via potter-who-locked)