Ivory hilted dagger and sheath.

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bikinipowerbottom:

killed the whole game tbh

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quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

(via greeklesbian)

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

(via markhopus)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

(via wigglyweak)

yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via loungezombie)

vampangel-pie:

jessicachastains:

twofishies:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

That’s 5 points higher than Sam Winchester’s LSAT score.

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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via pagingme)

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lindsaychrist:

why does bennett look like hes deflating? feeling: concerned

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lady-kadaver:

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

THIS.

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